
A baby billy goat—pass the artisanal mayo!
From the Brooklyn Food Conference event schedule:
“June 20, 2:00-9:00 PM
Goat Spit Summer Throwdown
Corner of Sackett & Henry Streets, Brooklyn
For more info: farmer@thegreenhorns.net
Entertainment: Reverend Billy, leader of the Church of Stop Shopping and many live musical acts, film screenings on the roof
Workshops: Rooftop gardening
Food: Baby billy goats grilled up and served on toast, mayonnaise from Awesome Farm, bitter greens from Smithereen Farm, espresso drinks from Krankies Coffee.”
We’re not PETA members here, but does anyone else think that eating grilled baby billy goats sounds cruel and awful rather than delicious? What’s wrong with grownup ones? Is this a hoax, or is there really a certain crew of Brooklyn foodies who would eat baby anything grilled up and served on toast as long as the condiments came from a coveralled hipster’s “sustainable” farm upstate? So plants should be farmed sustainably… but if you’re a cute little goat, you’re SOL?



